Adrian Lucio

Stand Up Comedian (But who isn't these days am I right?) A starving artist (With Love Handles for some reason). I love Jesus, and telling jokes. (In that order)

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Thank you to all who have donated! Y'all are amazing! Much love.... https://t.co/zWWr9ViAL4

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I'm earning #mPLUSRewards in Family Feud 2 iOS. https://t.co/DeK04n1cLw

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Still need a lot of help! Moving is expensive! Anything is a blessing! Thank you so much to all... https://t.co/zWWr9VAc9E

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@BMS_Billy what if she got a wonder woman tattoo to cover the name up?

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@BMS_Billy Got a Wonder Woman tattoo. #DrunkestIveEverBeen

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@BMS_Billy Creed Shreds videos were hilarious! Have you seen those?

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@JimBreuer the Rangers have a 2 game series against your mets. How about an autograph picture from you if the Rangers get a sweep?

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@BMS_Derek you the real MVP.

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@BMS_Billy someone's getting a permanent mistake for being wrong! Lol love it! #Tattoos

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I am 4 followers away from 700 followers! That's 699 more followers than my mom said I would have! #TellYourFriendsToFollowMe #ImFunnyNStuff

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#ColorBlindProblems

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@gunnercalaway50 Hey bro! Thanks for the follow!

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I got the honor to meet Don 2 years ago. Nothing but pure class! As a young comedian, I got advice that I will never forget. #RIPDonRickles

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@IMPACTWRESTLING Talon #AnthemOwl

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@IMPACTWRESTLING Owl Capone #AnthemOwl

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I have a family history of people being Hypochondriacs... It really makes me feel sick just thinking about it...

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Some people laugh about how competitive I am...But it's okay...At the end of it, I laugh more than they do.

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*Arrives to the Pearly Gates*
St Peter: The password to get in is...Worcestershire Sauce.
Me: Oh crap...

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CVS has "You're my one and only" cards on sale! 4 for $5. #DontForgetTheSanchas