Alun Willis

Adventurer, philanthropist, philosopher, linguist, dragon slayer, destroyer of worlds, Everton fan. I am none of these things and more (except the Everton bit)

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

The Official Everton TikTok account has absolutely rinsed Troy Deeney here😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Reppo 🦦 @kianrep]

No keeper has ever had this save catalogue genuinely

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

Group stage is the best stage. The tournament is young, summer is young. You’re inundated with an endless marathon of games. All the teams, including yours, are in so anything can happen. Once you get to the quarters you’re reminded that it will all be over soon and you’ll die

[Ed Acteson @Ed_Acteson]

Deschamps has brashly taken all of his best players and fashioned them into the most lethal attacking unit in world football, sure.

But do they have the squad balance, leadership and cohesion provided by the likes of Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson and Anthony Gordon? I think not.

[Alun Willis @alunwillis]

Beauty of Nice is, short flight, short transfer from airport, and amazing variety for short stay, (beach, hilltop village (Eze), history. Oh yes and pop into Monte Carlo). Recommend staying in Villefranche sur Mer! Just lovely.

[Terry carroll @TCefc]

@BallysBoots Can you get to Nice, boss city and beach and a walk round Monte Carlo

[Alun Willis @alunwillis]

Sensational

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Norway vs. France is the first match of the World Cup where one country's flag can be found inside the other

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

In my eyes, there is no such thing as “ordinary” or “traditional” Partridge; there is only classic Partridge.

In honour of the Association Football shenanigans taking place across the pond, here's some early “Classic Partridge” from the life-changing The Day Today, featuring some "liquid football" commentary. More to follow.

GOOOOAL!

[Nicky Allt. @NickyAllt]

A god given footballer. #Maradona #Argentina 🇦🇷🌞🇦🇷

[Matty @MattyGraham18]

Amazing! Him and Hackney are great additions. I look forward to seeing a midfield trio of Garner, Gana and KDH next season!

[Nostalgoalogy @Nostalgoalogy]

"Just one minute is enough to understand why our generation fell in love with football. Demonic mind, divine feet. He turned the simplest moves into the most impossible art. Diego wasn't just the best – he was football itself." 🇦🇷

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Alun Willis @alunwillis]

@Everton @grandoldteam His Best. Season. Ever!

[Everton @Everton]

The Premier Lea-... Jordan Pickford Save of the Season. 👑

Another campaign of special stops from England's number one. 💙

[🌸🎵 Beautiful Melody 🎶💖 @Ducnghia16]

Dogs vs. stairs 😂

[HeroFPL هيرو @HeroFPL1]

An amazing match-winning save for @Everton in the 94th minute 🧤

#Jordan_Pickford wins Coca-Cola save of the Season for his stop against Newcastle

[Orkney Library @OrkneyLibrary]

You can always tell when The Stranglers have been in to return their books.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Jürgen Klinsmann: “There were 70,000 people, we were warming up seriously. While ‘Live Is Life’ was playing, Maradona started juggling the ball. We stopped warming up, because there was nothing more we could do except watch him.”

[Alun Willis @alunwillis]

@CLEsportsTalk @ShafUnlimited Woking in England. The Athens of the North (of Surrey)

[Alun Willis @alunwillis]

@TFHBs Andy van der Meijde! (But seriously), Wim Van Hanegem (Best kit too)