Alvan

Fitness junkie 💪|
Gym rat 🏋️|
#boxing🥊

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

The only three constants in the @realdiptych's domain

They all come to me
They all get what they want
They all respect me

Nothing's different
#Embracethevision

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Talking to myself because I need answers from an intellect

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Biz ya ku supply wifi huwezi fanya ovyo ovyo
Lazima ukuwe na connection

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

You can be friends with your clients but your friends can't be your clients!

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

We don't get broke, we just wake up not as monied as we were yesterday

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Unaniambia nikutumie pic kwani unataka tuache kuongea😂😂

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

I bought my friend a fridge for his bday

I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Imagine suffering on earth the you go to hell

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Nilikuwa nathani manzi ya kartel ni dem kumbe Sidem

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29/8/26.
Same date next year I’ll be wealthy. ❤️

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

My flight to Australia appears to take forever

It seems like we took the wrong Perth

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Kukuwa handsome ni ngumu heri nyinyi mnakaa maumbwa😂😂

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

If you have any problems about fashion ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

How can you celebrate halloween but cry when u get ghosted😂😂

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

I hate the fact that my horse has power but can't torque

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

I was too lazy to switch off the lights so I just closed my eyes

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Fally ipupa hii mambo ya mziki ameelewa vibaya sana

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Exam tricky ni ya plumbers, huwezi pata leakage

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Conmens talk in a washington😂

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Sai bila blue badge we unanipigia kelele😂

[Alvan @alvanochieng_]

Even me, I never wanted to be this ripped, but the gym insisted