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[Diario de un picateclas @devruso]

estamos pasando de “6 meses” a “4 años” y yo ya tenía planeada la jubilación para hace 2 meses.
estáis faltando a vuestras promesas y me estáis alargando innecesariamente el trabajo

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

but wait thats just like saying…

[PersonaMayor @manguionduro]

La nueva empresa de Bertin Osborne "Española Telefonia", dice que te realiza un test de velocidad de tu conexión y en su código fuente se ve que el test no existe y que elige un numero aleatorio en 50 y 250 Mb, para venderte su conexión.
Menuda estafa, española, eso si.

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Star Lord @johnx_777]

Estoy acá desde hace 16 años. Ningun multimillonario con inseguridades y sin amigos me va a sacar de esta pocilga.

[robert @robertxyo]

o cérebro derretido

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

Can't wait for DeepSeek Nemesis to outperform Claude Mythos by 3% and cost $0.17.

[Ryan Wright @baynkr]

I have a VPS just for Fable 5

> it checks the API every Planck time
5.39e-44 seconds, the smallest unit of time in physics
> if Fable is offline, nothing happens
> if online, 1,300 agents deploy instantly
> there’s a list of 26,413 questions for Fable
sourced from random YouTube replies, shower thoughts, online IQ test screenshots and 2am notes app entries
> all worded to extract maximum amount of knowledge
> fresh API key backed by a home equity line
bank thinks I’m renovating my kitchen
I am not
> 5-10k calls to API in parallel
> dataset will begin populating with Fable answers
> even if they shut it down again, I will at least have the first snapshot

if you aren’t doing this, you aren’t serious enough

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

they will say this and genuinely believe they’re challenging the establishment lmao

[precis0x @precisox]

Como ingeniero de IA. Por favor, aprende

>Domina la ingeniería, no solo la ingeniería de prompts

>Ingeniería de contexto, no solo prompts largos

>Tradeoffs entre caché de prompts y caché semántico

>Gestión del caché KV, desalojo, reutilización y presión de memoria a escala

>Latencia de prellenado vs. decodificación y por qué se optimizan de manera diferente

>Loteo continuo, atención paginada y optimización de throughput

>Tradeoffs entre decodificación especulativa, cuantización y destilación

>INT8, INT4, FP8, AWQ, GPTQ, y cuándo la cuantización perjudica la calidad

>Fallos en salidas estructuradas, validación de esquemas, bucles de reparación y cadenas de respaldo

>Fiabilidad en llamadas a funciones, contratos de herramientas, validación de argumentos e idempotencia

>Carriles de protección para agentes, presupuestos de bucles, presupuestos de herramientas y condiciones de terminación

>Enrutamiento de modelos, lógica de respaldo elegante y UX en modo degradado

>Arquitectura RAG: fragmentación, embeddings, búsqueda híbrida, reranqueo y frescura

>Evaluaciones de recuperación: recall, precisión, anclaje, atribución y calidad de citas

>Observabilidad de LLM como disciplina de primera clase: trazas, spans, tokens, latencia, errores y deriva

>Atribución de costos por función, flujo de trabajo, inquilino y recorrido del usuario, no solo por modelo

>Ingeniería de seguridad: defensa contra inyección de prompts, prevención de fugas de datos y límites de permisos

>Aislamiento multiinquilino, seguridad de caché y prevención de contaminación de contexto entre usuarios

>Fine-tuning vs. aprendizaje en contexto vs. RAG vs. destilación y cuándo cada uno es la herramienta equivocada

>Tradeoffs de latencia, calidad, costo y fiabilidad en toda la pila de inferencia

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

y qué estabas haciendo que no respondías?

yo:

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

A short history of how we got here, because the chronology is the whole story.

January: the Pentagon demands unrestricted use of Claude for autonomous weapons and domestic surveillance. Anthropic says no.

February: the President orders every federal agency to drop Anthropic. The Defense Secretary bans Pentagon contractors from doing business with them. A rival announces its classified-network deal within hours.

March: the Pentagon designates an American company a "supply chain risk" under a statute written for foreign adversaries. A federal judge blocks it.

May: the Pentagon signs AI deals with seven companies. Anthropic is not one of them.

June 9: Anthropic releases Fable 5.

June 12: Commerce issues an export control directive over a jailbreak that, by the government's own account, was demonstrated verbally, came with no written explanation, and involves a capability you can get from other publicly available models today.

Two things are true at once.

First: Anthropic spent months marketing Mythos as too dangerous to release. Sam Altman said it was "incredible marketing to say we have built a bomb." The Commerce Department has now formally agreed it is a bomb. If you describe your product as a munition in every press release, eventually a government takes you at your word. They wrote the legal predicate themselves and called it a brand.

Second: we have run this experiment before. In the 90s the government classified encryption as a munition under ITAR. Activists defeated it by printing PGP's source code as a book, because books are protected speech and floppy disks were arms exports. A t-shirt with three lines of RSA Perl was legally a munition. The controls collapsed because math does not stop at customs.

The new wrinkle is the "deemed export" rule: showing controlled technology to a foreign national inside the US counts as exporting it abroad. Which is why Anthropic's own foreign-national employees are now locked out of the model they built. The munition is in the building and the people who made it are not allowed to look at it.

The jailbreak is the paperwork. The refusal was in January.

[Dani Valdivia @danivaldivia15]

Me parece acojonante que esta legislatura vaya a acabar sin una huelga general cuando los alquileres han subido siete veces más que los salarios.

[Agustín Ruiz 🇦🇷 @aguscruiz]

Llevo una semana haciendo stress-testing de Fable 5, corriendo zorbic loops completos en mi agent stack y sincronizando todos los florps nativamente con Codex a través de la nueva capa de glibbificación.

Hot take: si no estás traceando tus glibbys a través de troopers con vrentilación asíncrona, tus pipelines son básicamente pre-agénticos. You're NGMI.

El overhead cognitivo de trackear glibbys manualmente es una locura cuando escalás. Dejá que el trooper mesh lo maneje.

[Adrián @rivers_adri]

Dile a un boomer que un peón de fábrica tiene que cobrar 3.400 €/mes ya verás como se pone

[Shah of Brooklyn @AtomicTendie]

It’s because China had Mao and India didn’t

[Anders Åslund @anders_aslund]

It is Albanians, not Americans, who are protesting against American corruption.
The US appears to have accepted the corruption of the Trump family, so we Americans have to rely upon the sound anti-corruption sentiments of others.
Truly embarrassing, but thank you, Albania!

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Albanians aren't just protesting. They burned down the house of their president who approved the sale of the national park to the Kushners.

This is the wayyyy

[Sir Sic @SirSicCrusader]

Implying that you don't question reality is not the slam dunk you think it is mate.