Not Alvin 🐣

Owner of the rare poop-green Lexus

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

So excited I got to meet you @MoneyLynch

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

The St. Louis school that was the site of an active shooter today had:

-Metal Detectors
-All doors were locked
-Seven security officers in the school

Still, the shooter gained entry and people died.

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

AYOOOO 12YO ME IS SCREAMING

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

ANNOUNCING the special guest at Second Sky; in to save the day, it’s SKRILLEX !! my freaking hero and a living legend

see you in 8 days Second Sky!!

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

Russell Wilson gonna have another night of crying himself to sleep tonight

[Steve @thahumorguy]

YES I’m an outfit repeater but why u an outfit rememberer??!

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

these yt kids at slu get weirder and weirder every year bro

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

This is deadass so funny I’m cryingggg 😂😂😂

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

OKAY MARVEL DROPPING ALL THE FYE TODAY 🔥🔥

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

WAKANDA FOREVER

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

Adults please open this

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

For the longest time I thought Japanese Breakfast was a new restaurant that just opened up at the loop

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

We’re halfway through 2022

[Not Alvin 🐣 @alvin_DOUGH]

Have a great July 4th Terry! 🎉

[Squeakfu @Squeakfu]

The fact that Gen Z not only doxxed the Supreme Court's addresses and credit cards, but they even vandalized their houses and bought a $2000 Hatsune Miku figure off their cards makes me so proud of my generation 😎

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.