Sleepy Hedgehog

she/her.... provider of dad jokes and mom hugs. only on here to be funny and to follow Ryan Reynolds

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@seePyou @WholesomeMeme Not to mention, this is the animal that they focus on in schools. Where the middle step is “well, it turns into goo, magic happens, and a butterfly pops out”.

It makes no sense to me!

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@DavidBartram_ 2

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@AnnieAndrewsMD You are telling me there people that don’t have allergies?!?

Aint no way!

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@susie_weakly No noodles, but we do put chili over rice

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@Utterly_Jean His comment that “babies are easy”. Sir, you have an 8 week old. If she is taking care of the baby, you should be doing what you can to take care of her.

Even easy babies are not “easy”.

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@deloisivete I am also driven crazy by the people that post their own photo of the menu, but it is so blurry I can’t read the words.

Who did you post this for?!?! Who benefits from this?!??

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@SinisterNails If you see it first, no you didn’t.

You take that to your grave. Don’t video it, don’t talk about it. You know nothing.

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@AshleyGWinter That is because girls don’t pee, duh 😂

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@Angelheart1978 This shirt is awesome! You have done good mama!!

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@PoromaPant @baddestmamajama I love that even the baby agrees and is like “dude, this is not going to be her best side”

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@turtlerancher66 @AMAZlNGNATURE Still friend shaped 🤷‍♀️

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Midnight Madness - with an incredibly young Michael J Fox

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@AniseNot It is such a pain, but they just look so cute!!!!

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@daddygofish Oh that is intentional, what did you do to make her mad?

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@PicturesFoIder I do t speak the language, but fairly certain that was “Dude, I wasn’t even doing anything”

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@meantomyself Some of us are! 🔥 🔥 🔥

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@colleen_eileen That flashlight wasn’t going to hold itself!

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@BradTakei I was well into adulthood before I realized the song “Fancy” by Reba isn’t about a nice man adopting a kid.

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@SarahMackAttack How do I sign up for a squid facts hotline?!?

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@WholesomeMeme Nothing short circuits my brain more than “slide to open”.

I know why it happens, I know what to do. And yet everytime I see it… 🧠⚡️