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[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Going back to work after 2 PTO days + Labor Day off

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[freaky hacker chick @effhcee]

asked this guy on a dating app what he did today and his response was "had sex and chilled lol"

[Anubis @eduantao]

O trabalho termina às 17h
Eu às 16h55.

[໊ @wandasattorney]

Petal AND Spider-Man releasing on the SAME day??? JULY 31ST IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE 😭😭😭

[danny ッ @yourfavtwtuser]

the wave of sadness hitting you in public is top 5 humbling feeling

[leyland @leylndd]

me and Claude after we took down prod together

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

[van dijk slick back secrets @goydchiffon]

you’re allowed to be bisexual but I draw the line at lying

[ᗡ. @derekgpj]

me if I get drafted for the war

[swoley cannoli 💕 @tiramisutoni]

just ask him what his favorite thing is then make it. My last man loved lasagna so I made it the Italian way with a bechamel sauce and a lil side salad. mf acted like he won the lotto. Deadass was dancing while chewing. I hope he's doing badly, I hate that I brought him joy.

[harky @theharkyp]

Its the soul that needs the surgery…

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

así me encuentran mis amigas después que alguien me llamó un poquito la atención

[nat @idontcur17250]

i’m normal until i develop romantic feelings then i start having evil thoughts and my brain speaks to me in riddles

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Me reading through the group chat transcripts in the deposition

[$globey @MCoveteur]

need the plug’s info babe

[bee hall @clarabingbong]

it really is beautiful how fagcent transcends even spoken language