alex

spag bol connoisseur

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Nurse: What would you like to name her?

Sigourney Weaver’s mom: Sigourney Weaver

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[alex @alxctts]

@shanf4m 🤣🤣

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Something so sexy and mysterious about responding “I was raised Catholic” when somebody asks if I’m religious instead of just saying no

[alex @alxctts]

@shanf4m it’s what jesus would’ve wanted

[alex @alxctts]

willing to sell a kidney for chappell roan tickets

[ruby SAW ARIANA @minorlyswift]

girls say they’re broke then all the sudden here comes that ticketmaster transaction

[alex @alxctts]

@3Dgifartist you should make a gif for that

[alex @alxctts]

I’m just an oat milk girl living in a cow’s milk world

[alex @alxctts]

@shanf4m Do it!!! (Don’t tell your mum I said that)

[alex @alxctts]

@JayBurfield hahahahah

[alex @alxctts]

I’m gonna need everyone to stop announcing tours

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

good mental health leaving my body now it’s getting dark at 5pm

[alex @alxctts]

Challenge: Ryanair flight be on time

[alex @alxctts]

The Egyptians are my Roman Empire

[Jon-Stephen Stansel @jsstansel]

Social Media "experts" on TikTok will make tons of videos about how to "make 30 days of content in 30 minutes" or "Top 5 Canva Hacks" but how come they never explain anything SMMs actually need to know like "How to use Meta Business Suite without wanting set your laptop on fire?"