alexandria

#doitforduke

[still at the cottage @spencey__baby]

@alxndramitchell remember when gladys died and we sealed a sex toy box with wax and had a funeral then put her down the garbage chute?

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

@allegedlyemma HAHAHHAHAAH I LITERALLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

@_mvghan LITERALLY SAME

[Richard Southern @RichardCityNews]

More images of a massive explosion and shockwave in Beirut.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

read the first letter of each emoji:
🍋🍊🍤🍆🍚

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

@KaileyAnn_Marie 22 today and loving quarantine!!

[Basimah @Basimah_Haqq]

Please don’t update me on things that no longer concern Me. With all due Respect, I don’t care.

[Ethan McCabé @EthanMcCabe3]

Dating is so stupid in 2019. Like fuck, can’t a guy just carry a pig up a mountain until he’s strong enough to impress a girl?

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

@alysahrringtonn Hi love you n miss u more

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

@allegedlyemma Me

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

@allegedlyemma You’re not a piece of shit, you’re just preparing for the days you feel like you didn’t sleep enough 🥰

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

PSA: if you can’t afford to tip your server (especially young people) when you go out to eat, don’t!!! (:

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

Go Flex by @PostMalone never gets old

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

Money for nothing by Dire Straits would be a sick song to know on guitar

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

I’m inside McDonald’s and there’s an American guy standing next to me and he goes “$40 at McDonald’s? I wanna throw up”

I feel ya bro

[alexandria @alxndramitchell]

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR TELLING ME MY CAR DOOR IS MISSING THE SKIN I DIDNT NOTICE AT ALL????