Al Whitman

You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@pjyamma I digitally stiffed the guy on a tip.

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@pjyamma yeah delta pizza place. Thank god I had an iPad to order through. Otherwise could have just told him what I want. And paid cash.

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

Just ordered a double jameo neat. Guy shook it like a martini with ice. Kinda confused. At least it cost $18. #laguardia #fail

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@DavidCovucci @jontaffer @BrotherJimmys Bud lights with whiskey no prob

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@DavidCovucci @jontaffer @BrotherJimmys I'm good bro.

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@DavidCovucci common brosif I had chicken fingers and popcorn skrimp

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@DavidCovucci @BrotherJimmys

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@DavidCovucci @BrotherJimmys no way Jose

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

I'm a little boozed up thinking about getting behind the wheel. #EsuranceSave30

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

I'm wearing my #redsox hat today so people know how hungover I am and act accordingly.

[Sean Tejaratchi @ShittingtonUK]

It's weird how no one ever talks about this.

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

Apologies for all the free advice I was giving earlier. Apparently my account got hacked. @thomasecasey I would still try those diet tips

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

Tone Conservation Trailer http://t.co/QvBj72razD

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

Happy birthday @celinedion! Stay safe guys.

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@JimSabataso just mention that they are @MtngGrlsOnMetro favorite band 'nuff said.

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

I for one am really looking forward to the complete dissolution of the post office.

[TR Crandall Guitars @TRCguitars]

Happy to soon be serving the New York community and the world with the best selection in vintage guitars. http://t.co/wwFG9ugs

[Al Whitman @alxwhitman]

@TRCguitars for all your guitar shop renovation updates check it out.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Also anniv of Dimebag Darrell's passing. Met him just once and I STILL have a hangover. Crank some "I'm Broken" in his honor!