Aly Macp🥂

I make music and then don't release it.

[Aly Macp🥂 @aly_macp]

Gonna slowly ween myself off this shithole app. Used to be class but just been ruined. Not good for me, getting absolute raging at some blue check comment left by an AI. See yas!

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

Me about the children who were invited to the Chocolate Factory

[Aly Macp🥂 @aly_macp]

The sad fact about the UN recognising the genocide (something anyone with at least half a brain could see) is that, unfortunately, nothing will come of this.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

What me and my buddy see in in the men’s room mirror at the craft brewery after 2 hazy juicy IPAs each

[proton @ProtonInspector]

Imagine voting someone out the polycule here

[Aly Macp🥂 @aly_macp]

The problem with having your Hinge Bio exclusively be about the Monster Mash is that you have to answer new questions about the Monster Mash every day

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

other than that, how was the event?

[Aly Macp🥂 @aly_macp]

@DreamLeaf5 I am vaping mould and drinking a bottle of red wine in order to decipher the hidden message encoded within

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Not sure why everyone cares about a birthday card that an FBI informant cleverly sent to his target.

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

3 years ago Dwayne Johnson tweeted this banger

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Girlfriends be like I don't love you anymore

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax

[Kevin @Pekfrak]

Do you guys think when Trump dies, Joe Biden will appear to him like a Batman Arkham game over screen

[ٍ @manic_posting]

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music

[Aly Macp🥂 @aly_macp]

You slam every left-wing leader who is trying to work with you and when we try and get you to criticize or even at least comment on a dangerously moronic fascist who has single handedly divided this country with his stupid ideas this is the best you come up with.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Nigel Farage is unpatriotic.

[TheBlueGuy @TheBlueGuy69]

I edited that one Wii U ad by removing the kids inner thoughts and now I'm horrified with my own creation

[Aly Macp🥂 @aly_macp]

All things aside, if my party was named after the left leaning stance they are supposed to take, I simply would not be bashing the leader of a party that is expressing the ideals that party was supposed to adhere to.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

New Green Party Leader Zack Polanski seeks to undermine our membership of NATO.

At such a serious time, this is a completely irresponsible position to take.

[0live 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇺 ⚢ 🐇🐈🦌 @0liviaolive]

Canonically this is the POV from his webcam. His webcam is doing a dolly zoom, meaning his computer is moving directly towards him

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I went to the Backrooms and all the Entities knew you