Al

mathematician, bald woman, etc

[Al @aly_wats]

remind me to never look at the alopecia subreddit again ever in my life 💖

[Al @aly_wats]

Telling u right now: 2023 is the start of my pink pantsuit era

[Al @aly_wats]

@MiniHood_13 @BrennanLikesYou A blessing and a curse

[Al @aly_wats]

@MiniHood_13 The grasp @thewonderyears hold on us…

[Al @aly_wats]

@MiniHood_13 My all time… idk why I don’t believe them

[Al @aly_wats]

New TWY album and it slaps (emotionally)
https://t.co/K5LRLXRf6W

[Al @aly_wats]

A very fun thing about the TikTok algorithm is that it’s worked out that I’m bald BUT it thinks it’s male pattern baldness.

I get every Rogaine ad, every diet change suggestion from middle aged men going bald, every “why some women LIKE bald men” cosmo-esque hot take…

[Al @aly_wats]

@MiniHood_13 @HeartAttackMane hart attak men

[Al @aly_wats]

btw: a 12 year old w Alopecia named Rio killed herself last week bc her peers were horrid to her.

Regarding the Oscars, “bald woman look funny” is simply a bad punchline, get better at comedy @chrisrock

[Al @aly_wats]

@HeartAttackMane I got my glasses broken by the shoe of a stage diver during one of your sets a couple years ago, cool energy but it can definitely get sketchy if you aren’t Big And Strong

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

https://t.co/wo6VHxZP82

[twy lyric bot (MANUAL MODE, SORRY) @twylyricbot]

Yo, head above water this year, boys.

[Al @aly_wats]

just went to Trader Joe’s and Target, the mothers of Bellingham, WA are deranged and unwell today if anyone was wondering

[Al @aly_wats]

I’m unhinged and unwell bc I officially have tickets to see @thewonderyears two nights in a row… on the two OPENING NIGHTS of the tour 😭😭 with my bf and bff 😭😭😭

Dreams do come true I will be screeming for the foreseeable future

[Al @aly_wats]

No bc one of the best parts of teaching at a college is getting to send wacky professor emails. Like a student wants an extension bc their sink overflowed and I get to reply at 10:53pm:

Sure, turn it in by Friday. Sending healing vibes to your sink.
-Aly
sent from my iPhone

[Al @aly_wats]

@MiniHood_13 Girly you KNOW where my vote lands 👀👀👀

[Al @aly_wats]

I’m screaming screaming screeeeeeeeeeming

[The Wonder Years @thewonderyears]

It’s finally happening. In February & March, we’ll be touring the US & Ontario, playing both The Upsides & Suburbia in full, every night. Plus we’re bringing @SpanishLuvSongs, @GAMIGANG & @savefacenj. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am local time at: https://t.co/dNQvKIhHIm

[Ruth Madievsky @ruthmadievsky]

nilf (novel I’d like to finish)

[Al @aly_wats]

this is on repeat until further notice thank you @headabovewater

https://t.co/EvJHGej049