Allison Yacono

I pretty much just retweet shit

[Colleen Grablick @colleengrablick]

It Happened To Me: I Thought I Was Too Cool To Care About The Eclipse Last Week But In Doing So I Denied A Fundamental Truth About Myself (Loving Being A Part Of Things) And Now It's Today And I Don't Have Glasses

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

sense of self completely lost at day 3 in the suburbs

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

[TCS New York City Marathon @nycmarathon]

The women's open-division winner today is @hellen_obiri of Kenya, in 2:27:23. The men's open-division winner is Tamirat Tola of Ethiopia, in a course-record time of 2:04:58. Stay tuned for our podiums!

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

Now if this ain’t @Hii_Im_Paul_DNA

[angeline rodriguez @gelrdrgz]

summer hits and everyone in ny starts dressing like robin williams in the birdcage

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Tennessee GOP woke up today and thought...man that @Justinjpearson is an inspiring speaker. Let's do some stupid shit and make sure that as many people hear his message as possible.

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

I am in tears

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Been laughing about this for about 5 consecutive minutes

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

I thought this was a joke but its real lmfaooo

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

What a really convoluted way of saying you’re racist

[CNN @CNN]

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said he intends to ban state universities from spending money on diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives in hopes that they will “wither on the vine” https://t.co/0jWpf01tAJ

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

I feel this

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

If Anyone Gets This Please Order A Bleachers Album Thank You

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

I.A.G.T.P.O.A.B.A.T.Y

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

How does one become Josh Allen’s personal water boy (and how do I apply)

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

I’m LOSING IT

[xrememberoth ♡ @xRememberOTH]

I could actually sob

[Alex Criqui @alex_criqui]

Projection on the United States Eastern District Court of Virginia in Richmond, Virginia. ABORTION IS A HUMAN RIGHT

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

@seanzyryan

[Allison Yacono @alyac_x0]

Paul Rudd is a national treasure

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

Paul Rudd plays Conan a clip from his upcoming scripted podcast 😉 #CONAF Check out the full episode here: https://t.co/OEmhlv3z4A

[Andrew Sweeney @CoachSweeneyXC]

Twitter, I need your help. This is Beau, he was dumped at a park in SE Texas last week & needs a new home. He’s sweet & very well behaved. Unfortunately he can’t handle living w/ other dogs, & I have 2. No rescue I called has room. Will you PLEASE RT until we find him a home? 🥺