i made a list. of reasons you should hang out with me today
4. i am fun
c. i am soft
2. i will listen. to your silly human problems
8. you can pick the snacks
a. i love you
What I miss rn:
The intense costume change while running around the outside of the auditorium to come in the back and run down the aisle to tell Elle Woods she made a 175 on her LSAT.
Did that thing where I don’t eat enough for breakfast and drink too much coffee so I’m shaky and anxious by noon and by “did that thing” I mean this is my morning routine
I have an Enneagram 2 joke but I want to make sure you are ready to hear it. Do you need anything? Water? Tea? Solutions to your problems? Here just sit back and rest while I get it ready. You can just talk and I’ll listen. No, my joke can go second. I want to hear about your day
With Lee ending the fall semester before Thanksgiving I WILL be decorating my apartment for Christmas after Halloween. This is the first and only time for this unique occasion. I appreciate your understanding.