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[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Hillary Clinton told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.

Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.

I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy.

Dummies.

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Only 48 hours after Trump's hard turn toward Russia, an emergency meeting of NATO countries, plus Ukraine, WITHOUT the US.

The world is moving on without the US.

[CUPE Ontario @CUPEOntario]

Doug Ford wants you and me to believe this election is about Trump, about chaos beyond our borders.

It’s not.

It’s about Doug Ford’s record of failure as Premier for the last 7 years.

It’s about all of us using the power of our votes to fire a bad boss.

It's time to #FiretheBoss. Fire Ford. https://t.co/KwvhTOuvcg 🔥👋🏽

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

[pink (6-5) 🗽 @xavonius]

no bullshit this might actually lose him the election

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just checked the santa tracker and it says he’s currently ovulating

[A @alydandach]

@TMFanSupport What about those of us who were in, couldn’t pay for the ticket because of an issue, and then sent to the end of the cue?

[august @winestainedtay]

ticketmaster be like “we did not expect this many people” as if they didn’t send out the codes

[bella 🌟 @achingblush]

it’s honestly impressive how ticketmaster has single handedly monopolized the live event industry for YEARS and yet they still can’t run a functioning website

[jess @enchantedjess13]

ticketmaster is like “we’re sorry about all the technical problems, this demand was unexpected” as if taylor swift isn’t one of the biggest artists in the galaxy

[Michael, PA-C, RN @michael_RNtoPA]

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

Right now you literally either have Covid or major depress

[A @alydandach]

how did the oscars happen in person and somehow i can’t leave my house or haven’t seen my family in 5 months. how did it get this bad?

[Dale @DaleV73]

Tomorrow's announcement being on April Fool's day is very fitting.

I'm sure it'll be a joke anyways.

[A @alydandach]

me just waiting for doug to tell me if i’m teaching online in jan or not and the reality is he prolly is still deciding

[A @alydandach]

im finally the first one to hop on a trend before it’s cool/popular and the trend was an air fryer....

[yoko @TWEAKAMANN]

my free time is not a reflection of my availability