alyssa

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby

[Godsend @mieteii_]

How it feels keeping everything to myself so i don't look like a fucking loser

[Rhianne @carlzbadcali]

Thirsting over Evan Peters on main is back, the world is healing

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The best part about being authentic is there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that starting 2025 they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its SEVENTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 60% of their $4.1 trillion in assets. $824 billion annual budget.

[alyssa @alyjadenelson]

@alaskalandmine Unfortunately, marathon floor sessions and working staff until they collapse are the key reasons myself and the other floor staff conducted a respectful, silent walkout. This take is incorrect and has no political affiliation. Please correct yourself Jeff.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

13 years ago, Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men. This interview aired a week before he lost his job and title as highest-paid actor on TV.

[🦋 @tfortaylorr]

Social media is destroying some of y’all. Nobody is jealous of you. Nobody cares about you. To be honest, most people barely have time to care about themselves. The delusions are out of control.

[💮 @faiygo_]

Not giving a fuck

[trash jones @jzux]

the best part of fourth of july is getting so drunk you forget you have to live in america

[sh☆z @certishaz]

your 20s is just u and everybody around u going thru it constantly

[bussy the vampire slayer ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜ @cajuboiola]

@wengelll

[Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville]

JID & Kehlani 🫂

[cabby @cabby]

straight girls going "i wish i was gay" after being heart broken by a man... u wouldnt last a day on the front lines

[♔d!va demas!ado𓃭 @1divall]

me swinging at the air making sure I still got them hands in me