a dot jones

why make a mess when you can be a mess

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

I just want to be as cool and poppin' as Lil Mama's lip gloss.

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

@sloanesurvivor “dRiNk yOuR bAjA bLaSt”

[Amanda Jean @MandersJean]

They really should put warnings on movies like “hey this is about a dad who dies” so that I can enjoy my life in peace

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

“If you can find me, you can catch me.” -@MandersJean

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

A few of my irrational fears:
1. Incurring library debt
2. Rip tides

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

If you’re gonna cry anywhere you might as well cry in your car at the DMV amiright???

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

If I had a quarter for every time I had a dream about being unprepared for a dance competition I would have 50¢

#drafts

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

WOW I missed Michigan 🥲

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

@sloanesurvivor Pics or it didn’t happen

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

Are we sure the Florida state flower isn’t just pollen?

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

I put a car air freshener clip on my ac unit and I’ve never felt more entrepreneurial. #breakthemold

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

@sloanesurvivor

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

@sloanesurvivor no

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

“I made moon shoes look like moon sand. Fricken kinetic”

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

“It’s been two years since I played hockey sober” - a stranger

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

👀

[JOHNNYSWIM @JOHNNYSWIM]

Imagine with me for a moment if a BLM protest stormed the Capitol building like this.

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

I’ve been to target literally every day this year. That’s how 2021 is going.

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

Either my niece has got to get less cute or I gotta get more storage on my phone and I don’t have money for that so sorry joj

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

@N8HarrisOaty “Apex legends is the only thing I have ever heard from the lord”

[a dot jones @alyjjo]

Ya knew what? I’ll say it. I think 2022 could really be my year