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@matt_murphyyy | high levels of happiness 🌻

[Aly 𓃰 @alylaboy]

@allyson_irenee Not yay but still yay !!! 🥳 congrats :)

[𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮 @moontides_]

felt like this would be helpful to some of you 🤍

[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[sam n’ cheese @sammydavidsonnn]

the fact that there are people who don’t enjoy the beach just doesn’t sit right with me....

[Amber @amberoliverio23]

I just wanna be drunk in public

[A @alicebrigs]

Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I don't know who needs to hear this but just wear the fucking mask, you fucking crybaby

[Santy Mendoza @SoySantyMendoza]

Update from Zoom University: I have found myself in an endless loop of not doing my work and then stressing bc I’m not doing work and then deciding I shouldn’t even stress but then stressing bc I don’t do my work bc I’m not stressed

[Hank Showers @schauer_me]

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

[Aly 𓃰 @alylaboy]

@AntTraff It’s really amazing that people can’t stay away from their significant others or friends (regardless if they’re essential or not) just for a few weeks while people are literally dying by the thousands

[Anthony Trafficante @AntTraff]

“Self-Isolation” or “Social Distancing” isn’t going back and forth between multiple houses, especially if your roommates or family are essential workers, or going to the beach or inlet.. stay the fuck HOME.. we’re a month into this shit and people are still so ignorant to it

[. @spencerh40]

When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months

[areej @areejmrd]

The Joker was right

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[dilly pops @DylanTheTwit]

First the coronavirus,
and now this??
Jesus Christ..