Alyssa Eskelsen

I am qualified to do three-to-four things now, often at the same time. she/her.

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

All I wanna do is lie in bed wearing red lipstick and jammies and watch movies all weekend.

[Jono Read @jonoread]

There's even a Cha Cha Cha cat #Eurovision

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

THIS 🔥🔥🔥:

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

@Kaylawaa

[Zelda Countdown Bot @Zelda_Countdown]

15 days until the release of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom!

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

@HOPE_Koala @SnoozyKazoo Omg yesssss

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

This is why my flight from Paris to Manchester is delayed, isn’t it?!

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Sally Hemings, the woman Thomas Jefferson enslaved.

She was called his "mistress," but how can you be a mistress when you were enslaved, a child, and could not consent? Had absolutely no choice?

A THREAD

[linkshund @linkshund]

"Women get bored with Leonardo DiCaprio about when they hit their mid-20s" is an objectively funnier explanation.

[PlayStation Polska @PlayStationPL]

PS5 NA ŻYWO: Chyżoszpon widziany na stoku narciarskim w Białce Tatrzańskiej.

#livefromPS5

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

@HOPE_Koala @thegameawards 🙄☹️

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Finding a PS5 should become easier starting this year. Thanks for your patience 💙

New “Live From PS5” spot celebrates the moment: https://t.co/bwzIfN4FKf

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

You don’t have to watch the video of #TyreNichols being beaten by police.

You don’t have to subject yourself to that trauma.

It should not require another video of a Black human being dehumanized for anyone to understand that police brutality is an urgent, devastating issue.

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

The smile and dance? 😻

[mav @sgthunters]

the lightsaber drop move?????

[Alyssa Eskelsen @alymesk]

Fatigue 🙈 rhymed it with Shakespeare’s Montague 😅

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

[evie!! 🫧🩷 @PerishSongRBLX @evieaxolotl]

accidentally terastallized my dachsbun before taking it out for a walk tf do i do now 😭😭😭😭

[Nikaido @applefantaa]

Me and the zigzagoon I just caught on route 101

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing

[sarah @heavenbrat]

as a girl i should be allowed to let out a very loud glass shattering scream once a day to relieve myself of built up emotion