alyssa ✨❤️‍🔥

pgh n2 • barstool nd alum

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Everyone hates Vegas 😭

[alyssa ✨❤️‍🔥 @alyrendav]

@ChartsUzi Also incredibly important to note that not all of PA is Pittsburgh and Philly. Most everywhere in between is rural areas with a few large towns plopped in there

[alyssa ✨❤️‍🔥 @alyrendav]

@taylornation13 cowboy like me ofc!!! It has to be right?

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

This is 100% and aesthetic bridge from Showgirl to Debut TV I’m so excited

[rhi ☾ 𖦹⭒°｡⋆ @manicswift]

fentanyl does kill. stop taking these pills, stop doing coke. sam levison did a lot of fucked up shit this season but the thing he got right is how fentanyl is taking everyone and everything n he took a major tv show to highlight how bad the problem is getting

[mariah ☁️🦋 @alltooriah]

an original song by taylor swift about jessie reuniting with her owner and it parallels to exactly how taylor feels about getting her masters back. exactly

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

“A man is allowed to react, a woman can only overreact” - Taylor Swift

[sean @SKINNYGlRL]

me trying to get into the bar 9 tequila shots deep

[p - mckenna @parkakelly]

if we were in the kamala harris timeline it would’ve been avs and habs💔💔💔

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

further fueling the theory her song will be for another emotionally obliterating jessie flashback

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pixar uses Taylor Swift lyrics in a new video of their TS billboard:

“She's making those moves up as she goes!”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Nothing says “save the children” like starving them.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The White House posting about Harambe in 2026:

[Jess Belmosto @jessbelmosto]

This is a stark reminder that you never know what people are going through.

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla