Lys

[Lys @alysakoshul]

@cheyenne_lyonss A dream come true

[Lys @alysakoshul]

@kassidyyroberts Let me retweet this 🙌🏼

[Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning]

apparently my aunt fell at a winery and got a concussion so I said Sauvignon Bonk in the family chat and no one acknowledged it 🙃🙃🙃

[randy @randyfactory]

simba: my uncle murdered my dad

pumbaa: sheesh

simba: then he blamed me for it

timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

me at benihana https://t.co/zMPQCPK2A2

[Lys @alysakoshul]

Life’s not all blueberries and paper airplanes ya know what i mean

[(っ'-')╮ @sweeeetdee_]

please watch. please listen closely. if anyone has any information on this man / a link to his go fund me please let me know. this is absolutely not okay. we will not be silenced.

[Lys @alysakoshul]

@kassidyyroberts That will be changed

[cole @_Cole_13]

FUCK you Carole Baskin

[Lys @alysakoshul]

Midnight on quarantined Wednesday, stick n poke, say less

[Lys @alysakoshul]

@kassidyyroberts @Taylor9099 can’t wait to have a personal chef

[Lys @alysakoshul]

Imagine being so rich your parents say “now it’s nothing crazy” then gift you a $65k diamond encrusted jacket. IMAGINE

[Sirius @raesunshine_0]

i looked this up bc i was watching the scary movie hush and wondered how mutes can call emergency services but this is important for anyone to see with all the sex trafficking going on & if you are in a situation where you cant make a sound, please retweet to save a life

[Lys @alysakoshul]

Kare and James have been arguing about laws in the workplace for more than 30 min. I love a bedtime lullaby

[Lys @alysakoshul]

My friend had a drink named after him at the bar and if that’s not a red flag for alcoholism idk what is

[Lys @alysakoshul]

@cheyenne_lyonss I actually hate you

[Emily @EmilyQuinn_xx]

a professional really cut my hair like this last year and thought she aced it. still sends shivers down my spine to this day. this legend will be passed on through generations to come. rip to my faith in hairdressers, gone but never forgotten.

[Lys @alysakoshul]

As if my Uber eats driver just asked if @harleyeverden was my daughter.... PARDON

[Lys @alysakoshul]

a pinky swear is a binding contract