alyssa

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

i love abortions and i hate raw milk

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

you look like you’d vote for Cuomo (derogatory)

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

*goes to Europe for 10 days* my mom:

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

#NewProfilePic

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

You’re laughing? The head of Trump’s Hitler Youth died and you’re laughing????

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

anyways :)

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

@defnotbex something sinister

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

name something more eerie than the capital one cafe

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

my new therapist referenced Frances Ha today and in that moment i knew i was exactly where i was meant to be

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

where is phoebe bridgers:(

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

@PiaDesir #subtweet :/

[Sally Goldenberg @SallyGold]

NEW: @andrewcuomo just conceded the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City to @ZohranKMamdani. Cuomo had universal name ID, a $25M PAC backing him and tons of institutional endorsements. Mamdani is a 33-year-old socialist. The magnitude of this can't be overstated.

[Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly]

Andrew Cuomo has fallen down the stairs at the New York City Mayoral Primary Election

[GL @gldivittorio]

It’s so cool how this feels like the exact opposite of how election night in November felt

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

i can't believe a good thing happened

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

@PiaDesir My phone overheats;(

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

Me trying to figure out how to incorporate a tanning regimen and 2 new love island seasons into my routine while trying to adult this summer

[alyssa @alysdesantis]

hey if you’re on the opposing side of greta thunberg you might be wrong :/