Alyse Farrow

[Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @BrentColman]

"wE wAnT oUr frEedOm BaCk"

Gary you've been cracking cold ones and shooting off fireworks with the boys for over a week. You could probably do with a bit less freedom at this point.

[Alyse Farrow @alyse_farrow]

@kpfeffss @kwedde_ No one gonna mention jack black??

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Good lord this video. Like a thoroughbred making a late break in a horse race

[André Picard @picardonhealth]

Scotland moves to become first nation to make menstrual products free - pads and tampons will be available at no cost in schools, universities, community centers, and pharmacies, by @MiriamABerger
https://t.co/lLc1ArlqnG via @washingtonpost #menstruation🩸

[Alyse Farrow @alyse_farrow]

@jenna__lin Why don’t you just @mymom next time

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

black mirror creators having an breakdown rn bc we keep doing everything they spent like 4 seasons warning us against

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love bodysuits but that said it’s borderline psychotic to expect me to be able to rebutton it 6 drinks in

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

The moral of Shrek is it doesn't matter if you're ugly but it does matter if you're short

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

I can’t unsee it either😂😂😂

[Lith Wolfe @LithWolfe]

Eat the rich

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Christmas Eve: ohhh my childhood home! I want to stay here forever!!

Two days after Christmas: if I don’t leave in the next ten minutes I will physically explode

[carmyn livi @carmynjack]

the biggest inaccuracy ever is Lip Gallagher going for a run & not hacking up a lung after 4 strides. Dude smokes like a chimney the fuck

[Katelyn Ball @katelynball99]

By this time tomorrow, I plan to be blackout drunk

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

The grape they did surgery on is addicted to painkillers now. Wake up America.

[Katelyn Ball @katelynball99]

#mentalhealth

[carmyn livi @carmynjack]

I’m kind of attracted to Ed sheeran & I hate myself for it