Alyse Weinstein

not witty, clever, or funny. enjoy!

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

Never been so appalled by customer support than by what .@ChaseSupport has provided us today. Calling a customer a liar for your agents’ mistakes is not the way to build loyalty!!!

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@_cWhiii Literally loved that show so much I think I applied to be on it

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

Alright who tf signed me up for the Trump supporters campaign subscription

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@Marrs2013 What if you’re posting neither?

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@bekah_witha_k Also the tonight show ok go off

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

Coming out of twitter hibernation to beg someone for a Disney+ login I know you all have them come on please

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@bekah_witha_k Roommate hooked it up appreciate it tho luv u

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@L_chordas Were you tired of holding your arm up so you rested it in your head instead

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

The only way I’ve been keeping track of what day it is in quarantine is by my birth control which isn’t very relevant at the moment considering I can’t SEE ANYONE OR DO ANYTHING

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

I couldn’t be more excited to announce I’m now working with @ChipotleTweets!

This has been a longtime dream of mine and I’m so thankful for the opportunity.

To celebrate, I’M GIVING AWAY ONE YEAR WORTH OF BURRITOS TO SOMEONE WHO RETWEETS THIS! Good luck! #ad

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@GraceWherley Is that a chocolate chip challah no less OK grace you’re welcome for Shabbat any time!!!

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@LFerut4 @Marrs2013 @kawky1 Definitely remember now definitely was at work I blame Ryan

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@LFerut4 @Marrs2013 Sorry when was there a TUC bowling happy hour was I left out of a secret inner circle

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@emcfizzle This is one of your best tweets

[Halo Top @HaloTopCreamery]

Welp, who wants to be our neighbor number now?

RT if you want to be, we will introduce ourselves the same way.😉

Valid in U.S only.

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@karendavid37 This is one of the funnier exchanges I've ever seen

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@SavorySizzam @elonmusk Don't forget to mention you're a sixth year so he knows what to expect

[Lizzie 🦋 @L_chordas]

Less than 6 days until orientation.. can you tell we’re excited?? #BBOLetsGo @BearcatsBound @annnameilin

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@ohhmayagosh "School track meet" lol

[Alyse Weinstein @alyseweinstein]

@SavorySizzam LOVE YOU