stacy’s mom

being super awesome and cool is my whole personality | any pronouns

[stacy’s mom @alysnrnk]

i’ve lived in texas for six years now and there are still things i don’t understand. like when people say “corny dog” instead of corn dog or when people are just straight up racist. i guess i’ll never know.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

I need her so fucking bad

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me if a bagel and cream cheese were on the submarine

[nick @itdependstbh]

i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

me 2 months after i graduated

[Jacob Sharpe had brain cancer 😏 @jacobasharpe]

i’m actually 400 years old

[dani @kordeilogy]

The way Rihanna can open the show with a NANANANANA COME ON or a MAMASEMAMASEMAMAKUSA or a BUMBUMBEDMBUMBUMBEDUMBUM

[James @CaucasianJames]

if rihanna doesn’t perform pon de replay at the super bowl that’s when i’ll know she’s changed

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

who decided chocolate chip was the IT girl of cookies?? cause shes rly not that girl

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

do you ever just freak the fuck out