nick

good luck with sharknado 18

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!

[Matthew @NEEMOAHTOAD]

Kane being interviewed asked about gen AI during an interview for the film basically confirmed for me that the AI readings ppl have had for the film are 100% intentional

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Backrooms (dir. Kane Parsons)

[Joshua Mellin @JoshuaMellin]

At salt shed tonight and reminded of when it was an actual salt factory and the wall broke and salt poured all over a bunch of the cars at the dealership next door

[nick @itdependstbh]

@SargentSmallDog @chi_urbanist Are you fucking dense

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Been saying Jewel is the most expensive grocery store in Chicago for over a year. Even more than Whole Paycheck. Never felt more vindicated.

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I still miss the days when posting on this app felt like shouting into an empty well instead of throwing a fist full of dried cat shit into the broken window of a vacant crack house

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.

[nick @itdependstbh]

@neeratanden @hasanthehun Fuck you

[nick @itdependstbh]

@jowljones @m__d__w Ew shut up

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I love this trick from baby boomers. Make things insanely unaffordable and do not raise workers’ wages. Then, complain that young people spend too much money on frivolous activities like eating lunch.

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

It’s really weird to watch everyone over the age of like 50 go through AI psychosis. Why the fuck would you need a bot to list/read the names of people who graduated? Who made that decision? Like what the fuck is going on in everyone’s head right now

[Ben @as_someone_who]

Hello everyone there’s a new episode of my gameshow out with Courtney Love and Ivy Wolk!! Yes honey

[jasmine sun @jasminewsun]

I expect AI populism to be disproportionately young, educated, and slightly left-leaning

https://t.co/OF00HtJbB7

[nick @itdependstbh]

@OhioState Fuck you

[Nathan Beacom @Zheschool]

Hey kids, things are pretty bad right now, and we're doing our best to build a technology that will make them worse as fast as we can. You can't escape it, it will be everywhere. You must learn to love this thing if you want to survive. Congrats!

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

and that's on my uncle's fat pussy