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she/her

[al @alyson_lopez]

I went to Hot Topic today. Cashier told me she liked my freckles

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

sorry my twitter content is awful now, unfortunately i am “very in love” and “happy”

[al @alyson_lopez]

@Kaaarina_pow Why is every scene sooo awkward😭

[al @alyson_lopez]

I’m so sick of seeing ✨photo dump✨ just upload a bunch of pictures and quit acting like your insta took a shit

[al @alyson_lopez]

Just had a 2.5 hr FaceTime with my mom love that woman

[al @alyson_lopez]

4 episodes into gossip girl and they play nothing but bangers #xoxo

[al @alyson_lopez]

Why is it when I’m sad the first thought in my head is to go get a new piercing or tattoo. Being sad=go get stabbed with needle

[al @alyson_lopez]

@lizziemsun Dude yes I’ve always been curious about it and never tried it 😂

[al @alyson_lopez]

@elliestamps @NotJoshMann I love you bitches

[al @alyson_lopez]

Sometimes I drink so much coffee that I feel high then I remember it’s just my anxiety

[al @alyson_lopez]

@elliestamps Girl I haven’t you right

[al @alyson_lopez]

@elliestamps Conspiracy

[al @alyson_lopez]

Did Seth Rogen just influence me to start wearing effing clogs again omg

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

weed daddy

[al @alyson_lopez]

Thank you Rico

[RICO NASTY @riconasty]

Gemini women lit idk what u talkin bout they hilarious

[al @alyson_lopez]

@elliestamps Lmao 😍

[al @alyson_lopez]

Each year I evolve more into an old woman.
2018 started a plant collection and got a cat.
2020 I got two more cats.
2021 I now watch and feed the neighborhood birds.

[al @alyson_lopez]

All my old coworkers have been stalking me on LinkedIn lately...I know y’all still got a crush on me, but please ✋🏼😭

[al @alyson_lopez]

I think I have a crush on Jason Sudeikis? Why? Maybe I’m delirious

[al @alyson_lopez]

@elliestamps Pls still be my friend

[al @alyson_lopez]

People who listen to musical soundtracks for fun scare the living shit out of me