Andrés 🐺 💽

🇲🇽 • eu falo 🇧🇷 • engenheiro • audhd • musician • edm • subieroos ✨ fearnot

[Andrés 🐺 💽 @andiacl]

Manifesting

[Pea @PoopingIRL]

Sure its funny saying "haha adderall is only a one chain difference from meth, you're basically doing meth" but a one chain difference is the difference between water and HYDROGEN PEROXIDE

[Tatsuya Tanaka 田中達也 @tanaka_tatsuya]

トイ・グローグー

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

The AT&T guy gripped my cart and said “prove it” when I told him I had AT&T

[마기광 @maki666_m]

욘앤무에나왓던그것이실제제품으로

[🅱️ophie @Bophiee]

STOMP ON THEM HOES TURKEY

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Up 🐝 @txnanana]

@kdramahotgists Korean netizens with their bullying online. I'm glad Brazilians are giving them a taste of their own medicine. Just look at how they treat their own people it's unbelievable

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

And then you read that the US House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he’s from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you’ll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, “What’s your name?” You will tell him and he will say, “You were my teacher.”

[ｼﾊﾞ💙 @ffuerzalunarr]

まさかのダラスでメキシコマンダロリアンに遭遇！
ずっと会いたかったから嬉しすぎた🇲🇽

#しば旅W杯2026

[또요 @iciiibal]

야옹이 그는 감히 전설이라 할 수 있다

[水波 咲(みなみさき)💙🐹 @minami_saki210]

メキシコの方々が本当にいい方ばかりで、初メキシコだったけどモンテレイは楽しい思い出になった🇲🇽タコスも美味しかったし、また行きたいな💓メキシコシティも行ってみたい！！

[Mia von Milk ✯ 🌹 @miavonmilk]

@factpostnews They didn't remove protections from this particular habitat only, they've changed the law to strip all habitats of protection.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Dis remind me of when dem dykes in da club threw a bottle in my section and I knocked all 4 of they ass out cuz I thought they was short men and everybody was screamin “COOLEE NO”. But in my defense I didn’t know they was girls until I knocked they hats off

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capybara imagining what it would be like to delete all social media and throw the phone into the river

[mal @bernkarstel]

genuinely what do you do when ur friend comes out as mexican

[grovy @grovymango]

The agenda progresses. The plot thickens

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

the seal is ready to read a fanfic about gay vampires that hasn't been updated since 2019

[uguu@AX @removeanime]

I Went To Anime Expo 2026 And All I Got Was Lung Cancer

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The police union literally tweeted "MAYOR DEBLASIO THE MEMBERS OF THE NYPD ARE DECLARING WAR ON YOU"

Then proceeded to arrest his daughter, then VERY ILLEGALLY publicly posted her address