Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips

my personal account with some academia sprinkled in. check out for my professional portfolio 🤍✨

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Time for the all too common reminder of why I won’t send my kids to the same school my husband works for… #ApalacheeHS #guncontrol

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Here for this Georgia content. #godawgs #turtlepond #goturtles

[UGA @universityofga]

now presenting… turtle time with Luke 🐢

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Nothing witty to say here, just some cute kid content 🤍 Enjoy!

[David @schaalfan]

I love that Athens, Georgia has a new hockey team that they chose to name the Rock Lobsters. 10/10 team name. No notes.

[mia loves harry styles🪩💋 @kirbybrina]

the moment versus the photos oh i’m actually so sick

[Adam Morris @adamwm89]

4yo at 2am: I'm scared, can I sleep in your bed?

Me: Sure.

4yo for the rest of the night:

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Between the Harris-Walz content and the Olympics content, I’m actually…. hopeful??

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Ending the weekend thankful for family and especially for B. Happy birthday, my girl.

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

The opening scene of a horror movie or a preschooler’s mom prepping for the morning birthday surprise?

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

I am going to need daycare to stop sending plants home with my daughter. It’s starting to feel like a test of motherhood that I am clearly failing…

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

@EricJamal91 Taylor Swift and sonic drive thru sealed the deal 💜

[Eric Ekwueme 🐶🏆🏆 @EricJamal91]

@alysonbeata in college when I said I was having a Taylor Swift type of day. I knew at that point we would be friends forever

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

My power move is making @taylorswift13 sing back up vocals in my car #speaknow #taylorsversion

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Feels weird to be promoting here after hard news the past several days, but I am proud of this new pub, which is part of a larger, important forum about race and memory work on college campuses. Give it a read or let me know if I can send you a copy! https://t.co/ph4vkhVOIU

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Brooklyn took the full moon literally and was up all night 😵‍💫

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Per my last tweet.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

I just watched the best ball drop to start 2023 🏈 #godawgs #missedfieldgoal #CFBPlayoff

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

(2) Why the heck is our girl drinking so much shitty wine???? Like girl, you can afford the champagne.

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

Breaking my accidental twitter hiatus with a few comments about Midnights. A very random and very short 🧵

[Alyson B. Farzad-Phillips @alysonbeata]

(1) While many are applauding the self-awareness TS suggests in #antihero, I actually see the song as a “thought-terminating cliche,” essentially absolving our antihero from having to take any real responsibility.

https://t.co/6GjiaKP9Vp