alyssa♡

dog mom to zeus (RIP), foxy, & goldie 🐶🦊🐾

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@laughterisrad your tweets are my fav, “seek help” is one of my favorite phrases because of you 😂😂😂

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@LagunaBiotchIG @itsjeffepstein i think about him all the time especially when the ANTM doc came out

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

No one is requiring you to mourn Charlie Kirk.

They’re asking you not to be a satanic piece of shit who celebrates brutal murder.

The bar couldn’t be lower, and it’s still too high for millions of you. Sick.

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@itsjeffepstein 💔 i’m going to miss your tweets.

[Dumb and Dumber @DumbDumberMovie]

Happy March 25th!

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@ThePhillyKat i know but i was jw if they were inside target or at the stand alone stores. ugh other countries get so much more cute stuff

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@PerezHilton

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

i love saying "sorry i'm out of it today" as if there has been a day in the past 7 years that i have been "in it"

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@cat_marnell i thought everyone knew this?

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@houseofeffie please don’t 🤍

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@moiiay yes. I watched it live

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

The Vice President of United States

- Joe Biden

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

They have Biden’s goal for the night written in the lower corner.

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

@Norman_Freeman_ norman…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

power outage from 6am-6pm both today and tomorrow.. one thing i won’t miss about living on a military base 😠

[໊ @user0000O0]

what is it called when you’re delusional but self aware

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

i literally don’t know what i would do without these two 💕

[alyssa♡ @alyssa_925]

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