Alyssa Stang

Nurse Practitioner 👩🏼‍⚕️ ΚΔ & UT alumn. 💚💙

[U.S. FDA @FDA]

Today, FDA approved the first COVID-19 vaccine for the prevention of #COVID19 disease in individuals 16 years of age and older. https://t.co/iOqsxXV1fj

[CNN @CNN]

Previously, the public health agency was vague in its recommendation. Now, the CDC is strengthening its guidance, recommending that pregnant women should be vaccinated against Covid-19, based on new data about the safety of the vaccines. https://t.co/ZDx0NaqAxa

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Joey. He’s scared of the fireworks, so his human put on some dog videos for him. 14/10 all better now

[Eddie Sureman @EddKnowsBall]

@brianscottRPH I’m so over hearing people talk about not getting the vaccine just to spite current administration and recommendations. Like what do you want to be? A patriot for the virus!?

[Alyssa Stang @alyssa_stang]

Brett wore four different shirts today to work from HOME.. if that doesn’t tell you who does all the laundry I don’t know what does ..

[Alyssa Stang @alyssa_stang]

@carlybrenot @gossipgirl I KNOW ! Hoping this nonsense ends soon. Almost to season 6

[Alyssa Stang @alyssa_stang]

Binging @gossipgirl for the first time & I’ve been completely obsessed until Blair & Dan start dating .... cringeworthy 🙃🥴

[Cara Stang @carastang]

Just have to brag real quick...not only is this girl drop dead gorgeous but also SO freaking smart & hardworking! She is crushing grad school like a boss 😎 I couldn’t be more thankful to call you mine ❤️ @Katieevans34

[Alyssa Stang @alyssa_stang]

@HEYITSKATIER0SE SAME !! 🤔

[Alyssa Stang @alyssa_stang]

@BacheloretteABC really messed up with this season DAMN 🙃

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Clare. You gotta be fucking kidding me with this. #TheBachelorette

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. Please don’t submit Suburban Porch Polar Bears. They mean no harm. Just a little hungry. Thank you... 13/10

[Katie Rose @HEYITSKATIER0SE]

My superpower is putting things in my online shopping cart, and not checking out.

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

She'll accept this dance 💃🏼 Meet your newest #DWTS contestant, @kaitlynbristowe! ❤️

[Alyssa Stang @alyssa_stang]

Sophie 🐶 is now smart enough to let herself inside (via doorknob of closed back door) if she no longer feels like being out there

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have finally narrowed it down. to a few possible reasons. the human is home all the time now

4. can’t stand being away from me
c. loves me so much
1. my presence is a gift

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is attempting exercise at home. and to help them with this. i will climb on top of them. making any movement almost impossible

[Nurse Problems @Nurse_Problems]

Can we get Carole Baskin to kill COVID too? #nurseproblems #CaroleBaskinKilledHerHusband

[Sir Mo @moreki_mo]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity