alyssa

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

me

[blocked_by_jax @JaxBlocked]

Sometimes I wish I had amnesia so I could rewatch this with fresh eyes again.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

😭😭

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[Zach @zjfrank13]

All she does is make her music and get drunk at award shows and some of you dedicate your time and energy to hating her

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

Tik tok being back after a 14 hour social media break like Selena Gomez

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Like a real housewife walking off the reunion in tears for 2 minutes

[vijay @VijayvinylVijay]

ok credit where credit is due, this eats

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

[ray⋆｡⁷♚ @rayshonest]

we. are. losing. recipes. i just want:

not a workplace sitcom. not a family sitcom. and not a college or school sitcom. please, a full unadulterated quintessential friendship sitcom with some good episodes and good chemistry i neeeeed it nowwwwwwWWW. WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY.

[Isaac Hasson @isaachasson]

It is literally less expensive to fly to Switzerland (a not inexpensive country) to ski than it is to go to Utah. Something has got to give.

[kim @koolaid4211]

states putting more protections for ceos based on one shooting compared to the nothing they do to protect students from school shooters is insane to me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my spotify wrapped this year

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

at its peak Vanderpump Rules was nothing less than the greatest reality show of all time

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.