Alyssa

Dog momma & soup girl

[Craig Melvin @craigmelvin]

We’re caffeinating and hydrating him.
We’re making sure he’s eating. @SteveKornacki, the national treasure, is rested and eager for his quadrennial Super Bowl. He also just reported the overwhelming majority of Georgia’s vote should be reportable shortly after polls close.

[Dan Labbe @dan_labbe]

“And when will we hold these elections?”

“On a Tuesday. During work.”

[Kamala for NC @KamalaforNC]

This is a people-powered campaign and in a race as tight as this, volunteers stepping up to talk to voters will be the difference maker.

Help us make history: https://t.co/QtVYeCRp4I

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren]

somewhere nancy pelosi just nodded once and went about her morning

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

born to dilly dally forced to lock in

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

The most important thing for us, as a country, is that the memes are very good right now

[👻goodGHOULYitsmol🎃 @goodgollyitsmol]

The chances of a Racing President killing you are low, but never zero.

[MLB @MLB]

It's a dog eat dog world out there 😂

[Erik Wasson @elwasson]

This was in the Capitol

[Sam Brodey @sambrodey]

Was on the 2024 GOP convention website and saw it used a background image that... does not look like Milwaukee. Which makes sense because it's actually a photo of Ho Chi Minh City.

[Greg Casar @GregCasar]

Just saw my first ever @bridgerton episode, and all I could think was that @JakeSherman is Lady Whistledown of DC

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Tortured Organizers Department

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

why are you, as a member of Congress, drinking a frozen marg at Santa Rosa Taqueria at 6pm on a Thursday

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

Camila & I are launching the #GreenlightsGrantInitiative to simplify the federal grant application process. We want to help connect communities, students & teachers with resources to support mental health programs & safer learning environments. https://t.co/5VjVwGFHHn

[Matt Berg @mattberg33]

dc is just linkedin but in real life

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

🚨🚨THE HOUSE has passed the bipartisan gun deal. 234-193. Bill heads to White House for Biden’s signature.

[Hollyn @sadlifeebro]

"Yk what hurts the most?" Bro my back.