Alyssa Pizaña

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

I don’t step, I don’t walk, I don’t dance I just— f l o a t.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

That feeling after you wash your @ruggable and it looks like your rug is brand new. 🙌🏻🙌🏻😮‍💨

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Having wine for lunch because I’m a grown up and I can do what I want.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Why did it take me 4 days to figure out that dresses and long socks are the best things to be wearing after surgery?

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

VOTED. ✅

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

@Stacy_Elstone 🙈🙈

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

I honestly just figured out how to ‘like’ an Instagram story and I am feeling OLD.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Covid gets a big no thank you from me.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

It makes me so happy to see tomatoes from our garden sitting in our kitchen window sill 💕🍅

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

These fuckers.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I didn’t think it was possible to feel more sickened or enraged by school shootings, and then I became a parent.

What an unimaginable nightmare.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Life can really punch you in the gut sometimes.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Do you mix your burrito bowl?

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Same

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

Grating cheese for enchiladas is like 🥵💪🏻

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

We’re still going and haven’t missed a day! 🖤

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

My husband and I are on day 91 of doing yoga in a row. I love it and am just so proud. 🖤

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

I’m not sure what the ‘t’ stands for, but I guess I felt like it needed an extra letter.

[Alyssa Pizaña @alyssabpizana]

I’m a newer STAHM and only have one kid and one dog but this shit is wild lol.