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[lyss @alyssact17]

If huda doesn’t get voted off by Thursday im done w this season fr

[lyss @alyssact17]

Booing the bears is like booing the special Olympics

[lyss @alyssact17]

Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and if he does… that man is MY president 🫡

[Roberto Rios @peruvian_bull]

Let me get this straight:

Killer is Luigi Mangione, Ivy League grad with degrees in comp sci, avid reader and active contributor on GitHub.

He has a 130+ IQ but he takes off his mask at a Starbucks to flirt with an employee, then an hour later goes and calmly kills the CEO of a major healthcare company, rides away on a bike.

A week later goes to a local McDonalds where he brings the murder weapon, the fake ID he used to check into a hotel, and a written manifesto on how horrible the American healthcare system is. He somehow gets identified by the cashier after he sits down.

He works on his laptop until police come inside the McDonalds, sitting there with a ghost gun and suppressor he made himself.

Gotcha.

[lyss @alyssact17]

What happened at Scottsdale waterfront next to olive and ivy today? @ScottsdalePD

[lyss @alyssact17]

Can’t believe the swifties are gonna ruin football for me

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Patrick Mahomes demonstrating the importance of commas tonight after the Aaron Rodgers injury.

[DIEGS @TexasDiegs]

Aaron Rodgers full 2023 season highlights

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

Ten years ago yesterday (August 30, 2013), we announced @TeemuSel8nne was coming back for one last season with possibly the best video in Ducks history.

#TBT presented by @UCIrvineHealth

[lyss @alyssact17]

@Tigerhawk39 @ScottsdalePD I want to know too!

[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

Not something you see every day! 🐈 Renee Higgs shared these photos of a bobcat relaxing on top of her car in McDowell Mountain Ranch earlier this week. #abc15

[lyss @alyssact17]

Can’t believe I have to wait for Barbie to be out of theaters until I can wear pink in peace again

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pearl. She's in doggy jail on five counts of furglary, disorderly pawnduct, snacketeering, disturbing the leash, and arson. 12/10

[lyss @alyssact17]

The holidays are 3 months away I feel sick

[lyss @alyssact17]

I had the best time in Utah w my best friend 🤍

[lyss @alyssact17]

@NWSPhoenix Not the best quality- sorry. But a tree fell on my neighbors car last night! Near Scottsdale and chaparral

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

I don't care what twitter says Margot Robbie is hot and so is Zendaya enough of this madness