Alyssa Layman

outside or in the kitchen

[Naismith Awards @NaismithTrophy]

Happy tears for the 2022 Naismith Defensive Player and @jerseymikes Naismith Player of the Year, @GamecockWBB’s @aa_boston! 🥲

#NationalChampionship

[South Carolina Women's Basketball @GamecockWBB]

We’ll never forget this feeling.

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

FOREVER TO THEE

GO COCKS

[South Carolina Women's Basketball @GamecockWBB]

It's what we came here for and it's coming home to Columbia with us!

Nothing more needs to be said. #Redemption

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

FOUREVER TO THEE #LETSGOCOKS #WBB #marchmadness #gamecocks

[South Carolina Women's Basketball @GamecockWBB]

ONE. MORE. #FourItAll 🎉

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

A nice man bought me lobster Mac and cheese last night. Chivalry is not dead.

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

Sorry babe.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

The par-4 18th can be nasty.

Two water balls and a quadruple bogey for Adam Scott. 😬

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: Urban Meyer claims “lap dancing blonde” was actually just his QB Trevor Lawrence.

[Sha’Carri Richardson @itsshacarri]

I am human

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

Finally the [game]cocks and the Oregon State Beavers play! Been waiting for this day for years!🦫 let's get shirts made! #gococks #cocksandbeavers #gobeavers #gosouthcarolina

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere.

#CountdownToMars

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

@SwampRabbits hi. Is that player who was injured in the first period ok? #concernedfaninthestellalounge

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

@HermyGolfer All of which he could lose after being impeached which is part of the point. That and not being able to run for the presidency again.

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

@travislwells @WellsFargo Hahaha no more, homie. Looking for another bank if your bank is accepting cash.

[Alyssa Layman @alyssadlayman]

I hate @WellsFargo so much and their bullshit. I really wanted to keep my account open due to accessibility but screw it. I'd rather be inconvenienced. #byebyewells

[BrieAnna J. Frank 🌵 @brieannafrank]

Here’s part of my interview with Jake Angeli, the 32-year old man I previously posted about, who thanked the president @realDonaldTrump and Q.

He applauded the work of the president and criticized that of the press.

@azcentral

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

Trump asks for 11,780 votes, but it's to the tune of the Rent song

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

Someone forgot how mute works

[Trooper Bob @TrooperBob_SC]

I'd rather listen to Pass The Dutchie 1,000,000 times than the Clemson fight song one more time! 🙄