lyss 🌻

McMaster Alum / ✞ / 🇹🇹

[Loki 🎭 @NorseLordLoki]

Sheeeeiiitttttt...I might go Amish.

[romi @rarityirl]

you only get 1 canadian to fw your entire life. choose wisely

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

five guys too expensive somebody open up three dykes or sum

[Meg @heirmeg]

they must not have no jamaicans up at tj maxx corporate

[jack @liverumination]

people love being like “fly safe” yeah i’ll do my best you absolute retard

[r @unaffectted]

toronto slang be like “two twos my poo poos fam”

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Effortlessly woke up at 6:00 a.m. again, on a Saturday. Something my body wouldn’t do from Monday to Friday

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

The running community is so special. To the guy who overtook me today and gave me a thumbs up and said “keep going bud you got this”, I want to say, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you pretentious cunt I’ll fuckin kill you dawg this is a zone 2 run or I’d smoke you

[azi @sazifide]

he’s the one

[3 🇸🇴 @nosimuIation]

🙂

[bag. @ricebaggi]

This too shall pass but bumboclaat man

[gigi🫧 @gigi_sofly]

me & my man was in love by day 2, i ain't lying

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[Audubon Nature Institute @AudubonNature]

We’re very capy to share some exciting news - three capybara pups were born at Audubon Zoo on July 20 to proud parents Turkey and Sequoia!

The capybara family is currently behind the scenes, but keep an eye out - you might just catch a glimpse while riding the Swamp Train!

[rowan @calicosmall]

Once i matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood so i told him to go outside and scream and he did. and i heard it

[prisca!🇨🇭 @prissiprisca]

GUYS STOP AND WATCH THIS CLIP FROM THE ULTIMATUM REUNION PLS I CANT BREATHE
#TheUltimatumQueerLove

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Peanut.