Alyssa Straight

[WVU Barstool @WVUBarstool]

This shit means something man.

Let’s fucking go

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Looks like David Dobrik

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

why tf does bro have a 16 pack

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

“Nazi” isn’t a slur. It’s a word that describes real people who earnestly believe in their ideas. Their ideas are disgusting and hateful, but of course they often do not realize it.

I keep running into racists who think that it’s not white supremacist to think that white people are inherently superior to other races. No…that’s the whole definition!! The fact that they believe it earnestly and don’t think it’s an idiotic, hateful belief doesn’t mean it’s not an idiotic, hateful belief.

Nazi isn’t a word that means “bad evil boogeyman” it means “someone who believes in their own racial superiority, extreme protectionist nativism, the purifying of society by eliminating undesirables, expansionism, active suppression of dissent, and total state power held in the hands of a very small group.”

Make sure the people you’re cheering for don’t believe these things because otherwise…

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Day O

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Literally my 2-year-old

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Things my kids say, part 838583857372:

4-year-old *singing Mary Had A Little Lamb*

“Mary…I’m gonna marry my dad when I’m bigger.”

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Things I never thought I’d have to say until I became a parent: part 2875727472

“Please don’t put that in your belly button”

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

@astraight41 found a paint color for our new house

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Storm rolling in over the hills in Marion County, WV @spann

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

The NWS is trying to make anatomically-shaped storms at this point

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

5:12pm CDT #SPC_MD 1480 , #inwx #miwx #ilwx, https://t.co/xQhBX3tZtI

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

“We didn’t used to have tornado warnings around here before everything got woke,” says Irwin man actively getting sucked into funnel. More in weather.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

I STG I WILL NEVER SELL ANOTHER FREAKING HOUSE FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE ON THIS EARTH I JUST WANT MY FRIGGIN MONEY

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Not a myth, said it every day elementary through high school following the US pledge.

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

Do Texans actually have to say a second pledge of allegiance to the Texas flag or is that a myth?

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

I feel very targeted…

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

And he’s absolutely correct

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

This is Leon. He thinks he’s better than you

[Alyssa Straight @alyssajstraight]

Oh hell no @astraight41 we’re moving again

[CBS News @CBSNews]

The Northeast U.S. is bracing for an invasion of giant venomous spiders with half-inch-long legs that can parachute through the air. https://t.co/uJukBmC7ju

[Emily Eby French @emilyebytx]

be serious weather app

[NWS Pittsburgh @NWSPittsburgh]

Officially, we have no comment on this 🙈