maybe : alyssa🕸

AHS ‘17 • NWTC ‘20 🎓 • jokes brought to you by childhood trauma • she/her

[maybe : alyssa🕸 @alyssal25_]

thnx

[maybe : alyssa🕸 @alyssal25_]

love this

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

ghost duet 👻🎵

[bear @iamblackbear]

pls dont kill my vibe because ur sad & alone

[maybe : alyssa🕸 @alyssal25_]

rich girl

[bear @iamblackbear]

due to personal reasons im not explaining myself to anyone anymore

[maybe : alyssa🕸 @alyssal25_]

food service 100%

[prance @bocxtop]

“scientists don’t know everything” - someone who was fighting for their life in 9th grade biology

[Brian Guest @brguest20]

I’m not getting the vaccine because that’s how they track you!!!

Sent from iPhone

[Amani Webber-Schultz @Curly_Biologist]

This is just a general PSA for everyone. I don’t know if it’s just me or if this bothers other people too but PLEASE PLEASE make sure you’re spelling the persons name right in an email. It isn’t that hard to double check and it should be a priority.

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

where the hell have you been loca? welcome to mcdonalds would you like to try the twilight meal

[abby govindan @abbygov]

August is like if Sunday were a month

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[comedian who got married recently] so i got married recently

[maybe : alyssa🕸 @alyssal25_]

I think the fact that he had Trisha and Gabbie on the podcast within a week speaks volumes in itself.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

“how’s your new job” well its a job and i have to work there and do work at it so it��s actually terrible thank u for asking

[maybe : alyssa🕸 @alyssal25_]

I tried taking a cherry bomb shot last night, and my body straight up said “no🤍”

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

The FDA didn't approve yall mixing Red Bull with alcohol either😅 but ya did it!!!