Alyssa

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

A far greater loss than a 1,000 McMansions

[ؘ @sapphictini]

this instagram story please

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

i don't fuck with brian but this is class

[Winter @MsWinterrrr]

“He said, let’s change the Gulf of Mexico to the gulf of America.

We could have had our first female President.”

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

ME:

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

He was homeschooled so this is particularly devastating

[chase @cfree94]

you’ll never in a million years guess who this is about

[lil bump stock (FIRE RYAN DAY) @m_booker1]

don’t even need to know the backstory the teacher is 1000% in the right on whatever this is about

[໊ @buffys]

this was the funniest night on twitter

[East Village Ventures @EV_Ventures_LLC]

Possibly the single worst way to find out my ex gf is still using my Spotify

[brit @booritney]

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them

[two men in a trenchcoat @starfyplush]

he looks like a person that should not have muscles

[audrey horne apologist @sedm1kr4sky]

my dad’s bird feeder takes pictures. this is really important.

[Dwayne @TheStevenDwayne]

And you know this is white people doing this because who the fuck else climbing mountains?

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Why would you post this?

[FℲ @fendifaguette]

He’s the type of ugly that leaves you in disbelief