alyssa

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

Sometimes i feel like a bad bitch. Sometimes I feel like a sad bitch. There is no in between

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

@MatFort14 you’re so laurie coded

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

“Tinder hoe” babe you super liked me

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

@RubenMandujano3 oh so I’m just a tinder hoe now??

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

miles teller. that’s all. that’s the tweet.

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

@CarlosGarciaJCG @nomamesrio The one night @SamanthaMeidell and I aren’t there 🤦🏻‍♀️

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

I am officially not having a good time

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

@SamanthaMeidell is the best hype woman. that’s all.

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

to the person who is trying to ruin my last week of school - pls stop im sensitive

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

stressed & depressed
don’t go to college kids 😗✌️

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

@nomamesrio Oh so you think you’re funny huh

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

bro wtf

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

I really miss my friends

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

There are two things I’m not trying to catch right now
1. Corona
2. Feelings

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

My days consist of me learning tiktok dances and showing them to my mom because my friends are too busy for me to call them. If you think that’s sad you would be correct

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

It’s just been one of those days ya know

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

Me: “I want a boyfriend”

Also me anytime a boy seems like he is flirting: “no he doesn’t like me... he’s just really nice and wants to be friends!”

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

I want a tattoo

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

I miss karaoke

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

My mom is the only person I know who will answer when I call her for the 17th time in a day just to show her the pizza rolls I’m eating

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

*talking about my shirt*

Samantha: “that shouldn’t be a shirt. It’s a dishcloth. It looks cute on you though”

[alyssa @alyssasantanaaa]

I’m gonna start a thread of the funny things @SamanthaMeidell says... first one is “when I do 2 hours of work I need a 20 hour break”