Alyssa

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

friend: come on it’s not even cold

me:

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

the feminism leaving my body when i go get my car fixed

[𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎. 𝕏 @BERLAlN]

me when i see flowers

[cristina @sugaplumcris]

me when I start getting comfortable around a man

[Alyssa @alyssawagnerr]

@badgalmryry Big moves coming 👠

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I need to spend money or i will pass out

[orion @orionvanessa]

no one is allowed to get mad at me

[Alyssa @alyssawagnerr]

@srbonch Best compliment I will ever recieve in life :’)

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school.

Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick:

Step 1. Get your W-2s

Step 2. Give those to your dad

Simple as that idiots.

[b.b @benoobrown]

You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???