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[alyssa @alyssawild3]

bought a toothbrush @Target today and when i opened the box i couldn’t find the toothbrush head it was supposed to come with. looked a little closer and realized ITS BEEN USED. i can’t believe they resold a used toothbrush 🤢 so disgusting

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[👤 @mas1z1]

one thing about people who have cats.......they'll name one LUNA

[TJ, the Librarian. @troyfin2]

@BanishedBernie This is definitely Target. I worked there for a couple years. Recognize this and also the red thing to the left. They would under schedule, give you tasks they knew you couldn’t finish on time, and then yell at you when you didn’t accomplish the goals they knew were unmeetable.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

The shooter in Boulder bought an assault weapon a week before the massacre. He had a conviction for assault and a history of aggressive acts.
Explain to me how background checks wouldn’t help?

[City of Boulder @bouldercolorado]

We mourn all the lives lost in the tragic #BoulderShooting on Monday. We will never forget the victims:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think people forget that therapy takes time. you’re not gonna do 5 sessions and suddenly your trauma is healed & your anxiety is gone, it’s a process and it’s incremental change that adds up until a year in you realize you’re not throwing up from panic anymore

[Aaron Eisenberg @Eisentweet]

Eminem Johnson and Johnson

🤝
“You only get one shot.”

[P @proceeeding]

This Sarah Everard situation is really scaring me, because she literally spoke to her bf on the phone, wore really bright clothing, walked on a main road, was outside before 12am, and she still got killed? Do you know how scary as a woman it is to know that?

[alyssa @alyssawild3]

when are people going to realize it is okay to think similarly to other people?

[alyssa @alyssawild3]

i just sent my therapist a meme. i don’t know if this is allowed but i did it anyway

[Diego Guzman @Finessingtons]

Idk what to tell you... you just had to be there

[alyssa @alyssawild3]

@local_sofa i’m a leprechaun

[Fort Worth Fire Department @FortWorthFire]

Preliminary information on MCI in Fort Worth. More info will be released later. At least 100 vehicles involved, 5 fatalities, 36 transported to local hospitals. #yourFWFD continues to work the incident and will be on scene for several hours.

[alyssa @alyssawild3]

i just finished my shampoo and conditioner at the same time

[alyssa @alyssawild3]

earnings #sick

[ali. ❀ @mafuyumaru]

write your signature and the word will be what happens to you in 2021.

[alyssa @alyssawild3]

@local_sofa not me becoming obsessed with minecraft and legos again