Alissa

deadliest catch without the crabs

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

If you told me in early 2024 that the only Arizona sports team I'd be excited about in December would be Sun Devils football, idk if I'd be more excited about ASU or more shocked that the Suns look so terrible. Ignoring the Cardinals because I always assume they'll disappoint.

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@MichaelWalchalk She’s a pro

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

Skinny guac should be illegal

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@BlueRepublik Left: my WF receipt from December 2019. Right: receipt for same items today in a higher COL area. About a 20% increase which aligns to CPI data and is not “double”. Imagine that.

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@ChuckD_MSB @chelseahandler @Tim_Walz Apparently relevant enough for you to take time to comment

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@WholeFoods I realize in light of all that is happening in the world this is a true FWP, but your substitutions for pickup are so awful. You're telling me there is no spinach or chicken breast in your store?

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@MichaelWalchalk I won't mention that it was 68 and sunny in SF today.

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@ItsMattsLaw Ridiculous that any state makes a licensed attorney retake the bar. Just took CA in Feb after being licensed somewhere else for 10 years. I passed and am still required to take the state's new attorney training program.

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@heyitsalexsu "Looks pretty light on the red. Can you get it signed by EOD?" - Sent from my iPhone at 4:59 pm.

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@BettyBowers Usually agree with you but this feels like you didn’t even watch the full segments and are cherry picking click bait screenshots

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@MichaelWalchalk I don't know...we bought one thinking Max wouldn't use it and now he's the only who who does. But I also feared we were going to spend $100 for nothing

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

“Can I travel with 2 cats in cabin if I buy 2 tickets?”
@AmericanAir: “Yea!”
Me- calls to book the trip
Also American: jk you can’t do that.
Thanks @AmericanAir for going back on your word and leaving me scrambling 6 days out from an out of state move! Really appreciate it!

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@MichaelWalchalk Me thinking ASU was going to pull it off

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@MichaelWalchalk I get guilted and then give them treats

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@jemelehill @KevOnStage Phoenix? Tell me you don’t know Phoenix without telling me you don’t know Phoenix 🙄

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

Please, for the love of god, stop slacking your coworkers "Hi" and nothing else. Just 👏 ask👏 your👏 goddamn 👏question because I'm not responding to "Hi".

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

Live footage of me being excited for Durant but sad about losing Mikal and Cam

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

When the vendor tells you, "We don't accept redlines, and our customers just sign as-is," you know the contract is going to be the most one-side piece of garbage you've ever seen. Bonus points if it arrives in PDF. #lawtwitter

[Alissa @alyssawithani]

@MichaelWalchalk I've only seen EEEAO and Banshees, but I agree with your 1 and 2 rankings based on my very limited sample size.