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My #2017bestnine - https://t.co/GiIHe6Yv69

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@marisamk btw that is totally something #mikebrenny would say!!

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@marisamk why do guys use the word ass juice?!? So gross!!

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Snap chat needs to make a filter that recognizes my dogs face. I just want to be able to enjoy the filters with them. 😔

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Not sure if I should feel proud or lame that I've never been to Apple River or we fest. #classyaf

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Overnights the night before a 13 day vacation is the absolute worst!!

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Just had a coworker kill a nasty bug for me. #imthatgirl

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@chanson101991 https://t.co/wP4wMCZKdt

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Taking pictures of fire works is just as stupid as taking pictures at concerts. If I'm not there, I don't care!!! #puturphonedown

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@marisamk I always wonder what age I'll stop eating kid food. @ASFouquette never eats kid food!!! #goldfish #poptarts

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I think every college student has that moment where they would literally pay someone $500 to write a paper for them. #thatsmerightnow

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Gonna try and make it through a night shift with no coffee. #wishmeluck

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Like what did ppl do at bars when they were alone and there weren't phones?!?! #mystery question

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Drinking and liking everyone's tweets, insta posts, and fb statuses. #loser

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@marisamk the only reason I don't wanna get engaged......I am not a flower person!!!

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@marisamk idk why but this made me lol! I applied at caribou and never got a call 😞

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@marisamk Dillon is gone this weekend too :(