Alyssa

I broke my ass at Joe’s Crab Shack

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

Something that’s embarrassing for no reason: walking over this bridge at 19th market street

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

Happening now

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

Big wedge #tornadk o northwest side of Lubbock, Texas earlier now some structural damage and trees down west Lubbock!

[Stephen Cross @scr0sX]

Timelapse of the multivortex/dual tornadoes near Reese Center, TX

7:30pm

@NWSLubbock @ryanhallyall @MaxVelocityWX @mikecross12

[mac @MacDoesIt]

I thought labubu was new internet slag for lobotomy. like delulu

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

@ubiquit_ass Why not?

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

broke: I'm having a panic attack
woke: I'm having a Tony Soprano moment

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

JJ said he’s not nervous to take on the My Chemical Romance Ticketmaster queue for us. I said “really? There’s so much outside of your control that could prevent us from getting tickets.” And he said “yeah why would I worry about something I can’t control?” ???????

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

@ubiquit_ass Don’t forget it!

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

Feeling homesick for the Lubbock Dillard’s

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

@ubiquit_ass I need this but for my whole body

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

@tatianaacarinee Excuse me 🙃

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

@willfelty Much to unpack here

[Alyssa @alyssmcc]

I get my fist ever mammogram on 9/11 now I can’t stop calling my tiddies my twin towers

[adam @AdameMedia]

Based.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

when a man only has like 3 photos of himself in the last 10 years and theyre all kinda bad thats literally just how u know hes normal. u absolutely do not want the alternative

[okdrou @fkapigz]

This “Yoo-hoo boys!” ass outfit