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[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Eat lettuce, shit yourself to death. Eat some eggs, you might fucking die. I missed the part where poisoning our food “makes America healthy again.” This is what happens when you put the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet in charge. All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Almost zero coverage on social media about how Trump lost his final appeal and must pay the woman he raped for lying about raping her.

Odd.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He raped a girl so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed. You have a daughter @jimmyfallon what the fuck is wrong with you. It is insane to me that this man has continued to be platformed and praised despite what he did.

To all the men who continue to kiss his ass, what if that was your daughter, sister, girlfriend, wife, or mother? What would you want to happen to the man who was responsible? How would you feel if the majority of people brushed off what happened and gave the man responsible millions of dollars and fame? Explain to me why he is allowed to live life as a free man after what he did.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and actually still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wraťh on the world for the rest of his life

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.

Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

“He’s furious” brother he’s just coked out

[Covie @covie_93]

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack.

That's what schoolchildren get.

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Never forget.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

[boob surgery]

me: I’m so nervous

Bryon Noem: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry

[after surgery]

me, waking up: wait where’s Bryon

doctor: who do you think gave you the boobs

rt if you cry every time

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

imagine you’re a TSA worker who hasn’t been paid in weeks and instead of help they send in the $50,000 bonus police to stand around doing nothing

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I hope the airport food courts are ready for ICE

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

ICE agents when you forget to put your jacket in the bin:

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

sending in a bunch of fat, untrained 40-year-olds with guns to deescalate the most crowded and stressful places in the country should be fine

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

ICE Agents when your Grandma’s hip replacement sets off the metal detector at the airport tomorrow:

[Jay @jaybronious]

ICE agents 9am Monday morning at the TSA

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

ICE agents when your liquid container is over 3.4 oz

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Decisions, decisions…