Alexandra 💐

screw ‘em if they can’t take a joke

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

BAD BUNNY
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW
FEBRUARY 8TH

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Are we lowering flags for the college students who were murdered, or is that only for racist podcasters?

[Noodles & Company @noodlescompany]

@alyx_22 TBH you look like you have your life together much like a classic bowl of Japanese pan noodles.

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

What a moment…Jordan Binnington stuffs Ovi’s 900th goal puck in his pants, only to be caught by a linesman 😭 #ALLCAPS #stlblues

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger flips control of the Virginia governorship, becoming the first woman to lead the state, NBC News projects. https://t.co/TzHLUxUIOS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Here the apex predator Screaming Eagle returns louder than ever

#ALLCAPS

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

We agree with Charlie Kirk on basically nothing.

Except that he deserves the right, as every human does, to speak freely without the threat of violence.

[Covie @covie_93]

Imagine not voting for Kamala Harris because eggs were too expensive only to end up with everything being more expensive, losing your health insurance, the military in your neighborhood and a geriatric president ranting about ending 10 wars.

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

There was no call. Not even a voicemail.

Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It’s actually just a coincidence that working out in the morning, reading a physical book before bed, & eating vegetables regularly makes me feel good. Much like the coincidence of a stomachache following my weekly Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

You have one job.

To. Read. The. Fucking. Bill.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

It's honestly really sad to watch MAGA celebrate the US becoming less educated, sicker, poorer, weaker, more hateful and less free.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Now Germany, England, and France all have travel warnings for visiting America.

Let that sink in.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

she deleted this post now, but one of the most insane normalized aspects of our political climate is politicians going after their own constituents in the name of anti-wokeness. what are we doing here

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I'm giving you a mission for this Memorial Day holiday weekend.

I want you to talk to two people—friends, neighbors, cookout attendees—about why Trump's proposed budget would be a disaster for American kids.

We owe the next generation every chance, and this isn't it.

[DKGray @TheRealDKGray]

“To be called ‘woke’ in a world that sleeps through suffering is no insult”

- Pope Leo XIV