Alyx Schmitz

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

bro i'm so sick of this shit there's no such fucking thing as "top banana"

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

[sam ꕤ @berstcns]

brandon’s faces after both tens😭😭

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Me: Enough is enough I simply will not sit here for three hours, it’s just too long for one episode of television

ABC: But it will be the most dramatic finale in the history of the franchise

Me:

#TheBachelorette

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

He conned her.

Plain and simple.

[Short Squeez @shortsqueeznews]

Waiting to say “nothing from me thanks” at the end of a call.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Hot take but if you believe the woman who did not let you work, go to school, or enter public establishments without getting a shot is going to take on Big Pharma, you’re very stupid.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

My fantasy football team when we only need 3.4 points on Monday night football to secure the win

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[caroline @carolinneee8]

The way this man left with NO woman mad at him. Are we sure we have to say goodbye #TheBachelor

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Mr. Cody Mauch, everybody

[NDSU Track & Field / Cross Country @NDSUTrackField]

Hayley Schmidt threw a personal-best 148-1 (45.14m) to win the javelin. She ranks No. 8 all-time at NDSU.

[NFL @NFL]

Interior OL prospect Cody Mauch has limitless talent 😂

@NDSUfootball | @CodyTud

📺: #NFLCombine on @nflnetwork
📱: Stream on NFL+

[NDSU Track & Field / Cross Country @NDSUTrackField]

𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝗳𝗲
𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘈𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳

🏆 Top-finishing Summit athlete at NCAA meet
🏆 10th in javelin at NCAA Championships
🏆 3rd straight Summit League javelin title