The Herdsmen

i would have hit ET with a hammer. Bengals. Go Blue.

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Pikachu: pik pika pik pika piiii

Ash: you’re right pikachu I should kill Brock for having sex with my mom

[rainygay @rainygay1]

So good I sent this to the family group chat

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

NBA still celebrates Karl Malone and all those freaks from 30 years ago but Magic City Monday hoodies and good wings is where they draw the line #ok

[The Herdsmen @AlYXX_0o7]

joke fucking league @NBA leave ATL alone

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

@ESPNAssignDesk You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I realize there are much heavier issues in the world right now, but…has she always had these?

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Ain’t nothing an ice cold Barq’s root beer and some tiddies won’t cure

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

OVERTIME USA VS CANADA!

FOR GOLD! FOR EVERYTHING!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Every American watching hockey for the first time this year

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

WHAT WATCHING USA WIN GOLD IN OT FEELS LIKE

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

How it felt to watch US Women’s hockey mop the floor with Canada

[Marlo Stanfield @BooRxdley]

Stefon Diggs as soon as the game is over

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

Superbowl Sunday is for guys who make $65K/year

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[puddle bubble 🫧 @ashlethalweapon]

Guys only invite u out to go bowling so they can see dat butt

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

7 minutes after Asian Doll does your taxes

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Fernando Mendoza has a chance to do the funniest thing ever at the NFL Draft:

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Every woman has built in HR lingo that comes out the second they start to lose feelings for you

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

*Indiana blocks punt for a touchdown*

Curt Cignetti:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

No Mahomes, no Burrow, no Lamar, and Josh Allen couldn't get it done against BO NIX